Welcome to the second installment of the I Loathe Sandra Lee Monthly Recipe. This is the May edition, in which we collectively gather on the 'nets to gawk at Sandra Lee's recipe suggestions from her monthly calendar, Semi Suckiness with Sandra Suckass.
As you may recall, this month Sandra suggested we make quesadilla and taco-esque recipes with Pace salsa, store bought guacamole, and Kraft cheese. Fellow loathers have joined me today to protest her horrendous approach to cooking, as well as her existence on the Food Network (and in my case, planet Earth as well).
In addition to my own recipe featuring 0% Semi-Homemade ingredients and 100% creativity, I am happy to feature a few recipes from other loathers as well.
Taco Salad by Chez Megane
Megan from the blog Chez Megane submits a recipe for a chicken taco salad. Megan impresses us all by doing something that Sandra Lee won't do for the last piece of Kwaanza Cake on Earth - she fries her own tortillas for hard taco shells. But let's hear it straight from Megan: "It's not that I'm against
finding shortcuts in cooking or that I don't understand the need to
make meals quickly. There are sacrifices to be made. But, there is a
big difference between making these lovely Tacos posted here and Sandra
Lee's version of quesadillas that includes jarred Kraft guacamole dip.
Have you seen some of the crap this woman makes? Only the devil would actually use the powdered cheese packet from a package of macaroni and cheese in a separate recipe. She's not creative; she's insane!"
Here here, Megan.
Grilled Chicken Soft Tacos by s'kat and the food
When s'kat emailed her submission to me a few days ago, I could tell we had a real loather on hand. Indeed, s'kat writes "Woo-hoo! Can I get a 'hell, no!' to processed and heavily refined products in here?" Damn right you can, s'kat. S'kat marinates chicken (No, Sandra. Marinating does not mean covering something in taco seasoning from a box), grills it and places the chicken in the soft taco "...surrounded by just enough vegetables to make you feel good about yourself". That's right, Sandra. Feeling good about yourself would be the opposite of how your guests feel when they come over to your house for dinner.
Check out s'kat's recipe here.
Pollo Con Mole Verde, Frejoles con Puerco by A Chicken in Every Granny Cart
Ann from a Chicken in Every Granny Cart emailed me today with the painful tale of writing a post full of "recipes and banter, links and knowledge, but alas, it's all gone now and
I have to go to work, so it'll have to wait til tonight. *sigh*." Gah! That's alright Ann, I'll post any of your updated details about your chicken with green mole. I love green mole and we all know that Sandra has no freaking idea how to make one. If I had to guess, she would probably mix taco seasoning from an Old El Paso packet with some Mac N Cheese powder and mix it with Kool Whip or something. Ann, forget about your Wordpress problems and just revel in the fact that you created a dish that I'm sure tasted great.
Check out A Chicken in Every Granny Cart here.
Finally, I'll post a recipe of my own.
Mini Crab Quesadillas with Asparagus and Smoked Paprika Aioli - by FoodieNYC (that's me, loser)
I created mini quesadillas featuring steamed jumbo lump crab. No Sandra, not that imitation crab you love so much. This is crab from....a real crab. I steam the crab and dress it with a fresh, homemade aioli. Sandra, I know your head is spinning at this point. You cannot buy aioli in a grocery store. I guess you can buy mayo, Sandra, but you'd get your broke ass kicked out of countries like Spain for behavior like that. Finally, I roasted some asparagus and added it to the crab for some spring freshness. Vegetables, Sandra. Vegetables. Think. Different.
My full recipe for the mini crab quesadilla is below.....